Life and times of Richie Presto

2011-11-30

whats everyones plans for NEW YEARS???

2011-11-28

if anyone said Reese Peanut Butter Ice Cream and Dark Whiskey don't go together... then they will never be my secretary.

2011-11-25

http://ping.fm/yXY4t
wow, i can feel the heat under the record labels... especially if there is going to be a google music record record label!!! just wow

2011-11-24

too many dinners to goto and didnt even et dinner! Where the puk is the egg nog! eat n b merry 4 tonight we dine with kin HAPPY Thanksgiving

daym i luv sleeping naked on egyptian cotton!!!

2011-11-18

miami, its been a while... im omming back... thank you family

miami, its been a while... im comming back! thank you fam

2011-11-16

You know I have been thinking about "what would james bond do" approach, then I thought... Doesn't all the girls he sleeps with die?

2011-11-11

1:11 pm .... My second wish is ..

Hello everyone, for today... Your welcome! Now party!! ( ^.0)

2011-11-04

yes the rumors are true... i watched source code and hangover2 last night, the hustle game got me on overtime

2011-11-01

I almost forgot... Today is a day to party... 11.1.11

i cant stay and i cant go... i dont want to stay and i dont want to go

2011-10-30

To have be evil to survive is not as good as choosing to be evil to live - richie presto

2011-10-22

First look at BMW's new laser headlights [Lasers]!!!! http://ping.fm/9qjK5

2011-10-21

It's official: to protect baby's brain, turn off the TV http://ping.fm/bQgjZ

2011-10-16

dont pay cali taxes.. lose ur cali license!!! http://ping.fm/8ZqCY

yippy... Bacon Week!!! http://ping.fm/lIv3y

2011-10-15

funny how Jamaica relies on BBM... but doesnt know what this is-> ;D

2011-10-14

watch the 1st movie in months.... transformers 3... not bad

2011-10-05

OMG RIP Steve Jobs

2011-10-04

ATTN EVERY 1: Does anyone know who i can talk to about a business loan?

i miss american holidays :(

2011-09-21

If ur girl does ur laundry AND irons yr socks give her a hug

2011-09-20

Lol. Jamaican dominos pizza , they give u a slice by the bag

Breakfast... 2 whole plantain , 2 eggs, and a mountain of bread with peppermint tea

2011-09-16

Some guy said "have a baby by me n be a millionaire"... Well... I am that baby

2011-09-12

wish i was in Brazil right now

2011-09-11

need $? ... come get $

2011-09-09

what would you do if you were in Jamaica?

2011-09-07

hustle

2011-09-02

... hustling in the Jamaican sun... *sigh

2011-08-23

we are the unwilling, led by the unqualified, to do the unnecessary, for the ungrateful

2011-08-21

if your from the streets you have to understand you have an upperhand. they cant read the shit we learn on the streets, but we can read their shit in a book, so get busy and start learning

2011-08-11

My pops funeral will be held at Girl Guides Association at 10 am, next to Devon House

2011-08-08

Another Million dollar idea: human spinners, rims so big my spinners
are basket players

2011-08-01

Anyone in broward down for drinks

2011-07-31

Phone broke in grieving but for funeral invitation of the greatest father in the world, my pops, text me

2011-07-27

R.I.P POPS, WE ALL MISS YOU

2011-07-23

:((

2011-07-15

:.. (

2011-07-13

in flight

attn family: pops in hospital, text me asap

Silver is going bonkers. hope you got your share today...

http://ping.fm/ee8Vw

tonight feels like its going to be another "Eyes Wide Shut" party

2011-07-12

I knew my funeral idea was taken somewhere... People frequently say they want their funerals to be parties, but they rarely are.

http://ping.fm/MhKmo

2011-07-09

arizona pool parties on my mind

2011-07-07

did i just grow a grey hair or is the matrix revolutions on amc.... wow

2011-07-06

wow, really ppl? tripping on Casey Anthony? Do you know whats happening everyday around the world? Do you know how many kids get kidnapped and slaughtered EVERYDAY???

2011-07-04

its not about the rappin, small whips, or the lil miss somethin of somethin, its about dark days and long nights cut fingers and broken bones, keep hustlin... happy 4th america

DIY professional grade fireworks, hells yeh http://ping.fm/aSHq8

"So it's red skies at night, red skies at night / Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh"

2011-07-03

hustle, party, hustle, party, nap, party

2011-07-02

in the studio with Dub Shine... making magic http://ping.fm/DOQ2t

2011-07-01

"You're gonna kiss the sun... ...and taste the motherfucking rainbow" http://ping.fm/frMG8

2011-06-30

i miss Los Verdes in miami, only if Travel Channel Man vs Food can go there... http://ping.fm/Jc5Fy

2011-06-28

LOL, steering wheel table... http://ping.fm/q2GVZ

silly android, I type jamaica and it suggests khalifa

2011-06-25

korea turn is a lot like the hood, liquor store... liquor store... bbq... liquor store.... corner store

"person1: I eat puss for breakfast and lunch, maybe even brunch if shes lucky / person2: what about dinner? / person1: shes going have to suk my dic for dinner" lol

brando murphy, lol you a funny mofo when your drunk

2011-06-23

whats up with the history channel showing back to back documentaries about weed and alcohol... thank you history channel

2011-06-22

rip og fourloco, i would have loved to have seen Ultimate Factories: FourLoco

2011-06-21

next million dollar idea I'm giving away, integrate your camera with ebook readers enabling photo searching for ebook covers

2011-06-20

lol, i have been declined to teach, reason told: too attractive

@RyanDunnTV 's porsche crach photo from TMZ ... damn..... http://ping.fm/azPnh

2011-06-18

wow, great mix, happy bday to you getdarker http://ping.fm/jusGa

damn you quinten tarentino, now we got to find another spot

beer and champagne, beerpain... BALLIN... actually dont do it unless it's four loco

2011-06-17

http://ping.fm/1FGIJ

anyone else want to email craigslist for phone verification problems? i think we need another solution... email craigslist now

keef cola, i dont like soda.. but damn!!!

2011-06-16

YES... thank you google music beta team for teh invite

2011-06-14

tip, do yo wear glasses, forgot them and cant see? Use your phone/camera/tablet instead!!! http://ping.fm/X8nu6

congrats nokia... goodluck apple
http://ping.fm/YKPHv

buy pandora, now!!!

2011-06-13

dont you hate it when people are all up behind you when your in line.... gees lady... I don't need my colon checked

ah geez bloomberg anime community.. hatsune miku = Movie 'SIMONE' all over http://ping.fm/dEbx1

Whats your view on EcoSuits, would you buy one??? Id buy a silk soy suit...
http://ping.fm/GnmaF

2011-06-12

wade new sponsor... butterfingers

2011-06-11

UFC fight party at the cribo

what amenities would you want on your private yacht???

if you had your own private aircraft, what would you want on it?

2011-06-10

no time to play... only time to party... bud, bottles, n broads

headed out to the ritz

damn, vodka takes a long time to get out of carpet... especially a whole bottle. crazyparty

2011-06-09

go together like family

i need a jeffery right now

2011-06-08

mozzarella string cheese and hummus.... yes

reefer madness, rifftrax remix... I cracked a rib... all of them

dicks are like trucks, reliable and easy to maintain... while pussy is like an expensive car, high maintenance, everyone wants one even when they might have one already, and they might leak a few fluids sometimes... puk it!

2011-06-07

おやすみなさい。

2011-06-06

HAPPY BDAY TAIOS

vodka icecream, yes

2011-06-04

....packed up on some slim-jims.. RIP Macho Man

thank you chrysler 300 ad, for your blatant racism, i will never buy your car now

beezid the worlds next largest legal scam

2011-06-03

@SimeyP93 whats up bro, just got your msg, iv been super busy, how are you

i got my phd from khanacademy.org

...isnt @danieltosh like todays version of ABC America's Funniest Home Video with Bob Saget ???

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