One hour away from my show, 900 sunrise lane 33304... b there

Come see me tonight, best stand-up in town, tonight at national Lampoons

Watch some standup comedy tonight... with me as u present sum funny shiiii

Subscribed to valtupitsyn http://ping.fm/sJHej

Used car dealer stashed cocaine inside vehicles' doors, authorities say http://ping.fm/egavN

Subscribed to SouNDSOFZODIAC http://ping.fm/Xif4t

3D LED Cube (三维显示器) http://ping.fm/c2xez

Subscribed to disbemiami http://ping.fm/bI3MB

Fuck Paraguay, Japan played like champs and the refs were for Paraguay

doing the damn thing at qdeck

Doing my thing at sftracing.com

Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness - Steve Aoki Remix http://ping.fm/Ga3jG

Faithless - Music Matters (Axwell Remix) http://ping.fm/ZKy9B

Lady Sovereign - Jigsaw (Taku Takahashi Rmx) http://ping.fm/UGDBH

Taku Takahashi - What's your medium? http://ping.fm/VLZFy

Lady Sovereign - Jigsaw [Remix] Jack Beats (HQ) http://ping.fm/oaWRY

Skreakage - Breakage ft. Skream http://ping.fm/CJ0CJ

Lake worth boogy

Downtown boogy

Kids under 16 fly free to Dubai.... wtf!!! I need a fake id

Downtown tonight

killed the crowed with 3 jokes, now we blue martini poppin

killed the crowed with 3 jokes, now we blue martini poppin

Stand-up time!!!

LOL @ all the suckers who bought an iPhone "4g"

Club pure boca... I almost feel like I might get arrested... pedo bear status

Who's in boca n wants to chill? You are, so let's do this... 909NetCeleb

I have over 2000 email invites.... per day... is this ok? Is their a limit?

Haouse party in west palm... basic essentials to start the week off right, (909)netcelb

We are gonna tear up hardrock tonight... hit me up 1909NetCelb

my phone is dying so i got a new number.... (909) NET-CELB / (909) 638-2352 ;)

chappelle show marathon party this weekend!

Got the comedy bug... just picked up the chappelle collection. Who wants to watch a marathon with me :D

Mt Eden (Drum n bass) - Into the light http://ping.fm/YY79b

Great show tonight... gonna blow it up again with some more standup comedy soon

Beach, mojitos... then I do my standup later... who wants to c a free comedy show?

Beach, mojitos... then I do my standup later

Holy Cow, We Hit The Mother Lode In Afghanistan! http://ping.fm/pKFbI

Hennessey Venom GT: The 1,200 HP Veyron-Killer [Super Cars] http://ping.fm/GZ0iQ

port st lucie to pompano beach = 51min ... mission accomplished

11-Year-Old Kid Gets Contract From Ferrari Racing [Racing News] http://ping.fm/aNyzg

The Complete Visual Guide to Deep-Sea Vehicles [Boatlopnik] http://ping.fm/CJrQm