i miss Los Verdes in miami, only if Travel Channel Man vs Food can go there... http://ping.fm/Jc5Fy

LOL, steering wheel table... http://ping.fm/q2GVZ

silly android, I type jamaica and it suggests khalifa

korea turn is a lot like the hood, liquor store... liquor store... bbq... liquor store.... corner store

"person1: I eat puss for breakfast and lunch, maybe even brunch if shes lucky / person2: what about dinner? / person1: shes going have to suk my dic for dinner" lol

brando murphy, lol you a funny mofo when your drunk

whats up with the history channel showing back to back documentaries about weed and alcohol... thank you history channel

rip og fourloco, i would have loved to have seen Ultimate Factories: FourLoco

next million dollar idea I'm giving away, integrate your camera with ebook readers enabling photo searching for ebook covers

lol, i have been declined to teach, reason told: too attractive

@RyanDunnTV 's porsche crach photo from TMZ ... damn..... http://ping.fm/azPnh

wow, great mix, happy bday to you getdarker http://ping.fm/jusGa

damn you quinten tarentino, now we got to find another spot

beer and champagne, beerpain... BALLIN... actually dont do it unless it's four loco

beer and champagne, beerpain... BALLIN... actually dont do it unless it's four loco

http://ping.fm/1FGIJ

anyone else want to email craigslist for phone verification problems? i think we need another solution... email craigslist now

keef cola, i dont like soda.. but damn!!!

YES... thank you google music beta team for teh invite

tip, do yo wear glasses, forgot them and cant see? Use your phone/camera/tablet instead!!! http://ping.fm/X8nu6

congrats nokia... goodluck apple
http://ping.fm/YKPHv

buy pandora, now!!!

dont you hate it when people are all up behind you when your in line.... gees lady... I don't need my colon checked

ah geez bloomberg anime community.. hatsune miku = Movie 'SIMONE' all over http://ping.fm/dEbx1

Whats your view on EcoSuits, would you buy one??? Id buy a silk soy suit...
http://ping.fm/GnmaF

wade new sponsor... butterfingers

UFC fight party at the cribo

what amenities would you want on your private yacht???

if you had your own private aircraft, what would you want on it?

no time to play... only time to party... bud, bottles, n broads

headed out to the ritz

damn, vodka takes a long time to get out of carpet... especially a whole bottle. crazyparty

go together like family

i need a jeffery right now

mozzarella string cheese and hummus.... yes

reefer madness, rifftrax remix... I cracked a rib... all of them

dicks are like trucks, reliable and easy to maintain... while pussy is like an expensive car, high maintenance, everyone wants one even when they might have one already, and they might leak a few fluids sometimes... puk it!

おやすみなさい。

HAPPY BDAY TAIOS

vodka icecream, yes

....packed up on some slim-jims.. RIP Macho Man

thank you chrysler 300 ad, for your blatant racism, i will never buy your car now

beezid the worlds next largest legal scam

@SimeyP93 whats up bro, just got your msg, iv been super busy, how are you

i got my phd from khanacademy.org

...isnt @danieltosh like todays version of ABC America's Funniest Home Video with Bob Saget ???

i have noticed that when a camera crew is following me.. things become either free or easier... like catching a free cab ride

IDEA: create healthy candy.... like those flinstone gummy vitamins, but for grownups and bigger sizes

dont be an elephant