Question: would u rather live in an area with old people driving supercars? Or...

Lol... IfMenStillRuledTheWorld, the internet will still be text links

mashed potatoes for lunch on a hot day??? good idea or bad?

d bluedevil27 lol, thx man, but this is all fake. plus im not a mom :D

trvel channel + china + bizarre foods + munchies = empty kitchen

PAJAMA JEANS.... ROTFL

"I'm epic win... ha ha haaaa"

when will the helicopters of LA stop harassin me!!!

LOL... Android Kitty

Best mistake I ever made!!! Here's to buying beans that takes 24s to cook!

@CravingMangos thought you were going to bed lil girl

PutHoeInTheTitle Avahoe

@KattWilliams Then im going to open up skinny bitch cupcakes RT: @KattWilliams Ima open up a Resturant called "Fat Ho Burgers"...

hey you ;)

...waited 1 day for the soak... now I gotta cookem for 5 hours! I can't wait for dindin

thinking on getting an electric motocycle

Best drink for tis month...
Chiriso
Bellpepers
Hot sauce
Jalipinoes
Mascal tequila
Ginger sause
Lime juice

And beef jerky

Dear internet, @Charliesheeny is not the real @Charliesheen... so stop this rebeccablack BS

do you think if u went back in time the food would be better or worse?

@OBPreston ...well.. looks whos bac on tweet land, hey cuzo!

hulu... super high me

WHY ARE THE MIDDLE STATES SO IGNORANT!! thanks Jenna, Roseville CA

hungry... might grab some unicorn and glitter!!

LOL @ all the Sprint people

its still 530pm here in bev hills, how is the supermoon on the east coast?

WHAT ARE U DOING FOR SUPERMOON NIGHT???

@bluedevil27 goodluc man

@ParisHilton do you like dupstep?

@Tyrese ...wow... thx 4 the info. @WILLSMITH... seriously.. wtf

@ what point in ur career do u look back @ ur life, movies, videos, songs and say that was ur best? JustThinkin

Dr Dre black Friday gets the Cali crowd JUMPING!!!!!

headed to @1xtra for my DailyDoseofDubstep with @mistajam

@thelaughfactory will do, thanks man

Is there a waterproof case for any tablets? I need to work while showering, swimming, or Jacuzzi chillin

i just found out TheLaughFactory is 5 min away from my crib... awesome

ificouldiwouldbringback minituckin style bass whips, cars with ridiculous amounts of speakers n bass

IDEA: a shirt with "Cut It Out" on top with a pict of a blade cutting up some powder... thx bob

I cant wait to start 'rooting' cars

Its going down .... BASEMENT!!!

"RobinWilliiams funniest thing in the world...... the look on the girls face when maury say....you are..NOT the father..."

2nd nuclear plant explodes in japan!!!!

@dannychoo hope yr ok man

Free phone calls to Japan till end of March on AT&T, sprint, n Verizon! ...fukin T-Mobile

http://ping.fm/jQA4N

Just chilled with Nick Swardson @ the Hudson!

What if the next version of Microsoft Windows was Unix based?

RT: Danny Choo Quake moved island of Honshu 8 feet to the east and sped up the Earth's rotation by 1.6 microseconds http://ow.ly/4demn

fast n furious 5 is like oceans 14 with cars... smh.. guess im in :D

what is it that leads me to look for murcielagos n bentley phantoms on craigslist???

LOL... Oreos < Lil Wayne, Fact

how come all the good 'oceans 11' jazz like soundtracks r from uk but none has been turned into dubstep?

..if sheen dies he going to be at the top with ledger

lol, even in LA the guys talk like valley girls

@ReubenHarper AH HAA SUCKA!!!

anyone know any good web developers?

its not friday... its SHEEN-Day

@charliesheen WINNING

@dannychoo pretty sure they call it 'standby'... but i agree w/ u. we need smart TVs ASAP

MANSORY... Worlds BEST Auto tuner... HANDS DOWN. http://ping.fm/qJPE0

@CravingMangos ... rly?

ROTFL.... wow, Megamind was funy as hell

Imagine if we find a new planet, anybody could create new laws according to its physics

...at first i thought it was cool to live near the ducati dealership... im begging to think it was a bad idea.