Life and times of Richie Presto

2012-01-28

Dubai is the new Miami... http://ping.fm/LRoez

who wants to play some poker tonight?

DOES ANYONE KNOW A PATENT LAWYER??? http://ping.fm/3nKVb

2012-01-27

wow, major downgrades in the markets today... http://ping.fm/9Jy3D

2012-01-26

its funny how we came from a a tribe of ppl who didnt covet thy neighbor's possessions or wife.. to today where we listen to music like "im gonna steal your girl and leave her, stupid, go stupid" .... heres to you... stupid

Yet, Another reason why android rocks.. MMJ Apps... http://ping.fm/VlbBm

..........aaand I'm now getting back home from the casino

1st in tonight poker tournament

2012-01-25

who wants to play some poker tonight?

although I've made your day today... but what about tomarrow

2012-01-24

after Obama signed the NDAA I lost all trust in him

Happy new year again and where are my dragons at?

Estate of the day: Italian castle, 58 million, its a steal... http://ping.fm/UI5GW

5th I'm poker tournament tonight, well see how's it goes tomorrow

2012-01-21

barrett jackson on the ipad... mm mm tech... http://ping.fm/lEfTk

2012-01-19

just left the JM Lexus show, nice cars, back to red rock.. but somehow I don't think I'll new to worry about the Miami heat

Wish I was at barrett Jackson auction right now buying cars right now

2012-01-18

for ████in real ppl! contact your elected reps now, its copy n paste "oppose SOPA & PIPA"... that simple http://ping.fm/L2m2S

its kinda funny how many people took the day off today... and most of the internet is down... so onwards to thy beach!!!

2012-01-17

Big sale at TAIOS.... iPhone 3gs 16GB unlocked, iPhone 3gs 32GB unlocked, HTC HD2, Motorola V3 cheeeep!!!! get your now b4 they are gone!!!

2012-01-14

Stop HR 3261 (SOPA) and S 968 (PIPA) Internet Blacklist Bills http://ping.fm/LUIkM

2012-01-13

Dreams of RWB were crushed today when my sister told me that she thinks Porches are gay because they are cheap... guess that will be one less expense

whos going out to celebrate friday 13th tonight?

Think in the morning, act in the noon, read in the evening, and sleep at night

2012-01-12

PLACED 1ST in the Poker Tournament last night, i call it my miami heat revenge!!! http://ping.fm/HJLdQ

Attention, who has a truck I can borrow or help me move some big furniture ?

2012-01-03

Hello South Florida, its 40 degrees outside... does godd hate Florida... or does he hate just youuuuuu!!!!!

2011-12-31

Wow... Did that year just happen?

2011-12-26

my mother just saved somebodys life!!! skate border slashed his wrist and she hopped out the car and saved him!!! wow

fight for your internet rights - http://ping.fm/dY6Pc

just got back from hardrock... yes... vervy merry baller xmas

2011-12-25

Random thought: what if Dyson engineered jet engines?

Merry Christmas :D

2011-12-20

I believe that some ppl are happy the hockey isn't dominated by ppl of dark skin.... It's because of the cold

You know the neighborhood is good when it has an equestrian park

i jews you!!!

2011-12-19

headin' out for some trouble... whats the best spot right now?

just cracked open a case of.. the mondays ;p

2011-12-18

LOL... http://ping.fm/ck6Iu

type "Let it snow" into Google and hit "Search"

o please, dont be offended because i didnt sleep with you on the 1st night

2011-12-17

is it me or does "google plus" sound like "ku klux"... ask any 1yr old

...dont you hate it when people blame you for something they lost... ESPECIALLY when the thing they lost was in the same exact place they left it... roll1up

handlebars remix! "i can ride your girl with no condom on.. no condom on.. no condom on! o can ride your girl with no condom on.. no condom on!" aahaha ahem.. it was funny if you knew the song...

damn you midnight munchies!!!

2011-12-16

It's friday.... Go H.A.M
http://ping.fm/Ky6il

Just had a urge while sleeping to watch brewsters millions

2011-12-15

last call for alcohol on a yacht for new years... come get your tickets now

BLEED N SUCCEED http://ping.fm/H08s0

2011-12-13

oh, you wanted to know the secret of life? how to avoid this 'struggle'... yes ill tell you... but then would you believe me?

2011-12-10

I wonder of Levar Burton or Bill Nye was ever high on set???.. i know Steve Burns was, you my boy blue!!! http://ping.fm/DTe1y

Wow,the scene downtown los olas has changed... Alot!!!!!!!!! Hustlers have done their hustle in '11... N moved up or out.

2011-12-09

thinking on hitting up ft liquerdale tonight with fam... maybe even miami... what are the best spots for tonight ?

2011-12-08

by accident..just because JUSTIN BIEBER has so many haters... im now a BIEBER fan

have you ever been online and saw something online a loong time ago and thought it was cool... then when a friend asks you to look for it... its gone.... dman you crewl secret internet deleters!!! damn youuuuuuu!!!

i think when i get my next GTR ill name it "Grand Tyrannosaurus Rex"

so who saves someones life just to see them lose it :( ...bad day

2011-12-07

what are you doing for new years? NEW YEARS YACHT PARTY! hit me up to get on!

2011-12-06

need 15 people for new years yacht party... hit me up for more

2011-12-05

who want a miami YACHT party for new years? hit me up

NEW YEARS YACHT PARTY!!! your invited... ask me about it today b4 its too late!

NEW YEARS YACHT PARTY... hit me up for more information

if your online and want to hangout.. follow the link http://ping.fm/7Tt9q

2011-12-04

ugg... super hangover... fuck racist clubs like passions

2011-12-02

"Do you ever get that feeling..... That your gonna die" - my tune for the nigh, thx ms Baxter

forget the $500 club tickets... NEW YEARS YACHT PARTY!!!.. hit me up for more info

2011-12-01

"If I wasn't moving forward, I felt like I was going to explode"

who wants to go yachting for new years? looking for 12-15 more people!

who want to go yachting for new years?

2011-11-30

whats everyones plans for NEW YEARS???

2011-11-28

if anyone said Reese Peanut Butter Ice Cream and Dark Whiskey don't go together... then they will never be my secretary.

2011-11-25

http://ping.fm/yXY4t
wow, i can feel the heat under the record labels... especially if there is going to be a google music record record label!!! just wow

2011-11-24

too many dinners to goto and didnt even et dinner! Where the puk is the egg nog! eat n b merry 4 tonight we dine with kin HAPPY Thanksgiving

daym i luv sleeping naked on egyptian cotton!!!

2011-11-18

miami, its been a while... im omming back... thank you family

miami, its been a while... im comming back! thank you fam

2011-11-16

You know I have been thinking about "what would james bond do" approach, then I thought... Doesn't all the girls he sleeps with die?

2011-11-11

1:11 pm .... My second wish is ..

Hello everyone, for today... Your welcome! Now party!! ( ^.0)

2011-11-04

yes the rumors are true... i watched source code and hangover2 last night, the hustle game got me on overtime

2011-11-01

I almost forgot... Today is a day to party... 11.1.11

i cant stay and i cant go... i dont want to stay and i dont want to go

2011-10-30

To have be evil to survive is not as good as choosing to be evil to live - richie presto

2011-10-22

First look at BMW's new laser headlights [Lasers]!!!! http://ping.fm/9qjK5

2011-10-21

It's official: to protect baby's brain, turn off the TV http://ping.fm/bQgjZ

2011-10-16

dont pay cali taxes.. lose ur cali license!!! http://ping.fm/8ZqCY

yippy... Bacon Week!!! http://ping.fm/lIv3y

2011-10-15

funny how Jamaica relies on BBM... but doesnt know what this is-> ;D

2011-10-14

watch the 1st movie in months.... transformers 3... not bad

2011-10-05

OMG RIP Steve Jobs

2011-10-04

ATTN EVERY 1: Does anyone know who i can talk to about a business loan?

i miss american holidays :(

2011-09-21

If ur girl does ur laundry AND irons yr socks give her a hug

2011-09-20

Lol. Jamaican dominos pizza , they give u a slice by the bag

Breakfast... 2 whole plantain , 2 eggs, and a mountain of bread with peppermint tea

2011-09-16

Some guy said "have a baby by me n be a millionaire"... Well... I am that baby

2011-09-12

wish i was in Brazil right now

2011-09-11

need $? ... come get $

2011-09-09

what would you do if you were in Jamaica?

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