Grocery shoppin... mmmmMMMMMmm

Pool last night... now @ beach watching sun rise

"...if you love/like something, its probably because you do not know enoughf about it to hate/dislike it..." -RP

Web dev time

Gym

Yeah, tonight think I am going to do my thing. Catch my stand-up show tonight

Gym

....wyclef running for president in Haiti .... Im not going to Miami for a while

ROTFL @ Justin bieber failed getaway on a segway

105degrees outside. Full good weather, its an oven out here

Gym tyme

what is your favorite forign film or films that you think i might like?

brushed up on ALL of Richard Pryors videos... comedy sure has changed

didn't sleep, just kareoki casino poker just finnshed dim sum... now what?

Casino

Off to d gym, yeah

Ridin dirtier than hobo Hooker u fukd n found out it was ye mother

Subscribed to falfc3s http://ping.fm/dglN1

what adventures wil i be getting into today? or tonight ;)

Dayjob sucks, looking for new oppertunities, anybody has recommendations?

Great show, now gotta chill at blue Martini

Back to night work, back to the stage

Well, I have no dayjob anymore :(

just ordered and inception dream machine online

Inception... imax status

Dubstep is our generation of 90s booty/bass era

egg zit 666

TROLLEY SNATCHA - THE FUTURE http://ping.fm/41y62

summer defriending now commencing

Ft Liddy, where u can get 12 armbands in one night...

Now of d who ka

Cove

D1 - Chocolate Orange http://ping.fm/oUBXl

Conquest - Forever (D1 remix) http://ping.fm/d1uIW

What if there was a supermodel who was homeless collecting money at a stoplight, how much would she make?

Dar Kist - Geisha http://ping.fm/d5OOy

Kito - Cold http://ping.fm/FETsD

Eek a Mouse-Glamity http://ping.fm/CN7nR

did horrible last night @ my show... i need to get back on my game asap! :D

TONIGHT!!!! watch me and south Florida's finest as we make u squirt milk from yr nose, n by milk I mean alcohol

TONIGHT!!!! watch me and south Florida's finest as we make u squirt milk Friend ye nose, n by milk I mean alcohol

DEVICE - SCARING GRANNYZ http://ping.fm/rzNY8

TWISTED - YOU AND YOU AND YOU http://ping.fm/v9kol

STAFFY & MAVERICK - CHUCKED LOVE http://ping.fm/b8RKz

L-WIZ - MOJITO http://ping.fm/XN8Km

PHATMAN - FULL OF ROBOTS http://ping.fm/W1crX

Dont Google yourself then compare to 'Richie Presto', you will be disappointed... seriously

. then die

In life, ages 0-10, u learn your survival skills, 10-20 learn basis of Living, 20-30 the finial stages of learning... if u didn't learn success by then..

going to be a hard week ahead :(

well, congratulations to Spain, hope travel deals start going down

Foot in mouth, watching final at qdeck in ft liddy

Its a white mans game this year, Spain will lose to Germany which will face z Dutch

Redbull, sweaty girls, n beer... yeah. U know what's good, time for a pool party

This is why I love doing laundry

Emalkay - When I Look At You http://ping.fm/poZUY

.....is it gay when a guy puts another mans face as his avatar... because he loves him soooo much? you be the judge

lifes kinda edgy when you got the ____ tracking my FB page

River Lounge, finnigans on the river, now Delano. ...care to join?

Emergency, Who has an iPhone version 3.1.2?

House party > club

Dayglow now pending

Well, the big orange kicked butt, now Spain will destroy uraguay, then z ducth will destroy Spain

Bat For Lashes - What's A Girl To Do? http://ping.fm/AdpaA

Mt Eden Dubstep - Sarah McLachlan: Silence http://ping.fm/Wafwl

Mt Eden Dubstep - Sierra Leone [HD] http://ping.fm/Ul5dg

One hour away from my show, 900 sunrise lane 33304... b there

Come see me tonight, best stand-up in town, tonight at national Lampoons

Watch some standup comedy tonight... with me as u present sum funny shiiii

Subscribed to valtupitsyn http://ping.fm/sJHej

Used car dealer stashed cocaine inside vehicles' doors, authorities say http://ping.fm/egavN

Subscribed to SouNDSOFZODIAC http://ping.fm/Xif4t

3D LED Cube (三维显示器) http://ping.fm/c2xez

Subscribed to disbemiami http://ping.fm/bI3MB

Fuck Paraguay, Japan played like champs and the refs were for Paraguay

doing the damn thing at qdeck

Doing my thing at sftracing.com

Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness - Steve Aoki Remix http://ping.fm/Ga3jG

Faithless - Music Matters (Axwell Remix) http://ping.fm/ZKy9B

Lady Sovereign - Jigsaw (Taku Takahashi Rmx) http://ping.fm/UGDBH

Taku Takahashi - What's your medium? http://ping.fm/VLZFy

Lady Sovereign - Jigsaw [Remix] Jack Beats (HQ) http://ping.fm/oaWRY

Skreakage - Breakage ft. Skream http://ping.fm/CJ0CJ

Lake worth boogy

Downtown boogy

Kids under 16 fly free to Dubai.... wtf!!! I need a fake id

Downtown tonight

killed the crowed with 3 jokes, now we blue martini poppin

killed the crowed with 3 jokes, now we blue martini poppin

Stand-up time!!!

LOL @ all the suckers who bought an iPhone "4g"

Club pure boca... I almost feel like I might get arrested... pedo bear status

Who's in boca n wants to chill? You are, so let's do this... 909NetCeleb

I have over 2000 email invites.... per day... is this ok? Is their a limit?

Haouse party in west palm... basic essentials to start the week off right, (909)netcelb

We are gonna tear up hardrock tonight... hit me up 1909NetCelb

my phone is dying so i got a new number.... (909) NET-CELB / (909) 638-2352 ;)

chappelle show marathon party this weekend!

Got the comedy bug... just picked up the chappelle collection. Who wants to watch a marathon with me :D

Mt Eden (Drum n bass) - Into the light http://ping.fm/YY79b