buy pandora, now!!!

dont you hate it when people are all up behind you when your in line.... gees lady... I don't need my colon checked

ah geez bloomberg anime community.. hatsune miku = Movie 'SIMONE' all over http://ping.fm/dEbx1

Whats your view on EcoSuits, would you buy one??? Id buy a silk soy suit...
http://ping.fm/GnmaF

wade new sponsor... butterfingers

UFC fight party at the cribo

what amenities would you want on your private yacht???

if you had your own private aircraft, what would you want on it?

no time to play... only time to party... bud, bottles, n broads

headed out to the ritz

damn, vodka takes a long time to get out of carpet... especially a whole bottle. crazyparty

go together like family

i need a jeffery right now

mozzarella string cheese and hummus.... yes

reefer madness, rifftrax remix... I cracked a rib... all of them

dicks are like trucks, reliable and easy to maintain... while pussy is like an expensive car, high maintenance, everyone wants one even when they might have one already, and they might leak a few fluids sometimes... puk it!

おやすみなさい。

HAPPY BDAY TAIOS

vodka icecream, yes

....packed up on some slim-jims.. RIP Macho Man

thank you chrysler 300 ad, for your blatant racism, i will never buy your car now

beezid the worlds next largest legal scam

@SimeyP93 whats up bro, just got your msg, iv been super busy, how are you

i got my phd from khanacademy.org

...isnt @danieltosh like todays version of ABC America's Funniest Home Video with Bob Saget ???

i have noticed that when a camera crew is following me.. things become either free or easier... like catching a free cab ride

IDEA: create healthy candy.... like those flinstone gummy vitamins, but for grownups and bigger sizes

dont be an elephant

in la, its not "hi, what do you do for a living" its "what studio do you work at"

boring, where its the best party?

Aston Martin Zagato... yes please

http://ping.fm/NPDLd

communication is one key of many to success

midnight, breakfast club... going to need stronger green

mother flippin yoshinoya topped with spicy mayo and weee, say whaaaaaaa... and now the miami heat ... damn my night just started

did you pass your Void Comp test?

hey cali peeps, have a green sale today... taking applications for astronauts

I told you the world wasn't going to end... so now where do we begin?

"remember the days" is like our generation of "faris beulers day off"

thank you hugh hefner, women oppressed you now girks love wearing bunny tails

oooooh snap..... they tagged this chicks range rover on her bday... with permanent paint

you know you like your shoes when you count it's mileage

sorry, but Ass Holes are Always right

chillin with Dub Shine in santa monica... this dude will out mix ya

macaroni n weeeed!!! (in my lil wayne voice)

my new business cards are in ( ~0)

dougie gunned dien in inglewood!!!!

im gipper

did you have a mimosa today?

great time at hudson and voyeur last night, and meeting paulie shore, you funny puk you

uggh, I just want to be on the yacht in barcelona right now... fml

excited for the new tablets to arrive ill just stick it out with my dell streak7
slashgear.com/tegra-super-phones-and-tablets

I believe that weather has a direct correlation with the size of the human body.. the warmer the weather the skinner the people and vice versa

x men first class... thats pretty g

Do you want to make 25% more money? Teach me how you do your job and I'll pay you 50% of what I make for my first year!!! email me for more

what if charlie sheen ran for president?

epic meal time should be on the travel channel

crash, from glee, my room mate, some friends, and me headed to happy endings

damn, whats up sugar

fight..... ready

Mosley Pacquiao fight at my crib.... Bbq starts @ 6! txt me for address

http://ping.fm/BNcHe ...you AINT HUNGY till you watch this show

backyard ready for Pacquiao and Mosley party

Dear Cedric Yarbrough of reno 911, lastnight i did not know she was your wife! nice meting u too project pat, 36 mafia. thehudsonla

I believe adam from man vs food is high when he attempts the food challenge... munchies!!!

drinko de mayo

OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD by hands of president Obama!!!

Headed to san diego.... Any places I should I should check out?

Remember kids, shes not a whore if you paid her, filmed it, and selling it... Shes an actor. -family guy

O snap... 31cent scoop night @ baskin robins!#!

another reason why girls have it eazy: girls can donate there eggs for $7k

Imagine if facebook could find every picture in its database that u havent been tagged in and tag u? Then finialy all those weird photos with random strangers in the background would b tagged. I wonder how many random photos im in???

Mexican mustang- crappy mustang on 20s.... These r everywhere smh

4.61 for regular gas... :/

merry Easter marry poppins

just ran into shawn michael howard at the babershop , 3 hour covo n he was like "yeh... im kinda on tv"

d bluedevil27 change your password

Puff Puff Passover!!!

this wed... cellphones are officially faster than 1/2 the computers i the world

"you have to learn how to spend money before you can make it" RichiePresto

cherry blossom festival and harajuku fashion show at monterey park anyone?

eatin in malibu beach then pow wow with indians, shoppin in santa monica, now what

@I_Skream HELLO!!

ahh yes, the reason why Juicy as Juicy... http://bit.ly/eVAlQP

support scrapetorrent.com

my next shirt: "____ just checked in @ your moms house., and earned the mayor badge!!!"

Me: I hard there was another earthquake in Chiba!!!

Chihiro: I know. Theres no gaijin in japan anymore . Lol

u know you moved up when you stop getting invites to Parties and start getting invites to a Ball every night! the real meanin of Ballin

@CravingMangos hey! i didnt go, i was partyin hard all night

@CravingMangos just ride out to vegas ;)

@CravingMangos i know , right...

formula drift is heatin up!!!

@DashiusClay ... knowledge

dogs sneezing ROTFL... funnyashell http://bit.ly/hjmKMG

happy bday icecreamsunday

d Paul_Rae hey bud, its Preston, great meeting ya man

jeremiah weed... wtf!!!

BURNING MAN

Funny, when sleeping: 1cricket = annoying. 2 or more crickets = soothing

OMG.. fuk keyboards... im all about the motion http://ping.fm/zVbT4

LOL.. YOUTUBE 1911 MODE