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2010-07-26

brushed up on ALL of Richard Pryors videos... comedy sure has changed

2010-07-12

Dont Google yourself then compare to 'Richie Presto', you will be disappointed... seriously

2010-07-11

. then die
In life, ages 0-10, u learn your survival skills, 10-20 learn basis of Living, 20-30 the finial stages of learning... if u didn't learn success by then..
going to be a hard week ahead :(
well, congratulations to Spain, hope travel deals start going down
Foot in mouth, watching final at qdeck in ft liddy
Its a white mans game this year, Spain will lose to Germany which will face z Dutch

2010-07-08

.....is it gay when a guy puts another mans face as his avatar... because he loves him soooo much? you be the judge
lifes kinda edgy when you got the ____ tracking my FB page

2010-06-22

Who's in boca n wants to chill? You are, so let's do this... 909NetCeleb
I have over 2000 email invites.... per day... is this ok? Is their a limit?

2010-06-21

Haouse party in west palm... basic essentials to start the week off right, (909)netcelb

2010-06-19

We are gonna tear up hardrock tonight... hit me up 1909NetCelb
my phone is dying so i got a new number.... (909) NET-CELB / (909) 638-2352 ;)

2010-06-16

Great show tonight... gonna blow it up again with some more standup comedy soon
Beach, mojitos... then I do my standup later... who wants to c a free comedy show?
Beach, mojitos... then I do my standup later

2009-02-28

Long time, No Update...

...But a ong story to back it up. So its Saturday, and im in my office at my new job... watching Titanic on one the flatscreens. Just relized that my pc wont read my cd drive. So i was off to google for the answer. Anonmg the way, somehow, i ended up remembering my old blog.

So how did i get my job? Well 2 weeks ago i was fed-up with job hunting and my PUA skills were getting rusty. So my buddy PJ told me to come on out to Off The Hookah, in Las Olas. I was their about every night in the month of February. One night on my excursion I came across a fine lady in which we struck up a great conversation. Turns out her good friend, Thomas Schollmeyer, poped into the conversation and he heard my jobless troubles, He Said to email me resume to him. 4am my resume was sent, the interview was the next day with Joe Mazon. One of the owners of MLX Direct, Ezell Brown, said he had liked my personality moreover than my resume. Next thing i know, the CTO, Noel Castillo, has approved and i was at every computer in the building installing printers like they never existed.

2009-01-12

Back from my first Royal Caribbean Cruise

Back in Jersey readding for my flight home. Ill just start a aprts of the story here.

So I had left florida on the 31st of december. Yes, on new years eve, into Westchester, New Jersey. It was -15 degrees outside with very wild winds and snow. The plane landed sideways and stoped, nut i thought we were still moving from looking outside and seeing all the snow fly accross the wing. After my buddy Zach and I left the plane we had to wait outside to pick up our bags. That shit was freezing. Then after getting our bags and my mother picked us up to goto my family New Years party. I beleive that is where we started to get our drink binge on!

NOTE: picts will be added in a few days